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[lucidiot](https://tilde.town/~lucidiot/) gave me the idea to include a glossary of all the strange terms my friend Eggy and I use, since it's become such a part of my vocabulary I forget it might not be something others are familiar with. ![giggle](../../img/emoji/mymelolaugh.gif) so, as per his suggestion, here goes a glossary of as many terms as I could think of in what I will be calling "Egglish," the shared language Eggy and I use. ꉂ(˃̤▿˂̤*ૢ)'` many of these terms are final fantasy xiv-centric because Egg and I met playing ffxiv. x3

<dl>
<dt>ab</dt>
<dd>abdominal muscle, singular. <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Lalafell">Lalafell</a> only have the one.</dd>

<dt>aboos [ɐbˈuːs]</dt>
<dd>abuse</dd>

<dt>adbenchur [ɐdˌo͡ʊbənt͡ʃˈɜːɹ]</dt>
<dd>adventure</dd>

<dt>angery [ˈæŋɡɚɹi]</dt>
<dd>angry, mad, upset</dd>

<dt>armies</dt>
<dd>arms</dd>

<dt>ass　istance [ˈæs ˈɪstəns]</dt>
<dd>almost always split by a line break; assistance, help</dd>

<dt>bacc</dt>
<dd>back, as in "welcome bacc!" or "I'm bacc!"</dd>

<dt>-bols [bˈo͡ʊlz]</dt>
<dd>suffix, appended to someone respected's name; ex: eggyeggbols.</dd>

<dt>bols [bˈo͡ʊlz]</dt>
<dd>balls. eyeballs, spheres, round objects.</dd>

<dt>bons [bˈɑːnz]</dt>
<dd>bones, the substance Eggy feeds on (specifically tol bons).</dd>

<dt>booli [bˈuːli] | bollie [bˈɑːli]</dt>
<dd>from 'bully,' playful joking or teasing between friends.</dd>

<dt>borgir [bˈoː͡ɹɡɪ͡ɹ] | borgar [bˈoː͡ɹɡɚ] | hamburder [hˈæmbɜːdɚ]</dt>
<dd>hamburger</dd>

<dt>brethren</dt>
<dd>used on its own or with a prefix, such as "egg brethren," signifies one's alliance with all of eggkind.</dd>

<dt>bunbois</dt>
<dd>male <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Viera">Viera</a></dd>

<dt>butt</dt>
<dd>but, however; ex: "I want to, butt I cannut be bothered."</dd>

<dt>catboi</dt>
<dd>male <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Miqo%27te">Miqo'te</a>.</dd>

<dt>catte [kˈæt]</dt>
<dd>cat, can refer to <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Miqo%27te">Miqo'te</a> in general.</dd>

<dt>cat lad</dt>
<dd>Eggy's catboy form.</dd>

<dt>catmans</dt>
<dd>male <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Hrothgar">Hrothgar</a></dd>

<dt>catwomans | cat mommies</dt>
<dd>female <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Hrothgar">Hrothgar</a></dd>

<dt>choccy [t͡ʃˈɑːki]</dt>
<dd>hot chocolate/cocoa.</dd>

<dt>cofe [kˈo͡ʊfe͡ɪ]</dt>
<dd>coffee</dd>

<dt>consoom [kˈɑːnsˈuːm]</dt>
<dd>consume, to eat.</dd>

<dt>creacher [kɹˈiːt͡ʃɚ]</dt>
<dd>creature</dd>

<dt>cri [kɹˈa͡ɪ]</dt>
<dd>cry, sob</dd>

<dt>crimbinal [kɹˈɪmbɪnə͡l]</dt>
<dd>criminal; a crime, as in "this is criminal."</dd>

<dt>crimes | crims [kɹˈɪmz]</dt>
<dd>mods for games, or heinous deeds, such as consooming brethren.</dd>

<dt>derplander</dt>
<dd>hyur (humanesque) <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Midlander">midlander</a> male player characters.</dd>

<dt>disk horse [dɪskhˈɔː͡ɹs]</dt>
<dd>discourse</dd>

<dt>donut [dˈo͡ʊnʌt]</dt>
<dd>do not, as in "donut worry!"</dd>

<dt>dunjon [dˈɑːnd͡ʒɑːn]</dt>
<dd>dungeon</dd>

<dt>dye jobbu [dˈa͡ɪ d͡ʒˈɑːbuː]</dt>
<dd>from Japanese 大丈夫 (daijoubu), meaning "ok/alright;" as in "everything will be dye jobbu."</dd>

<dt>ebil [ˈiːbɪl]</dt>
<dd>evil</dd>

<dt>eep [ˈiːp] | eepy [ˈiːpi]</dt>
<dd>sleep, sleepy.</dd>

<dt>eggsactly</dt>
<dd>exactly</dd>

<dt>eggstremely</dt>
<dd>extremely</dd>

<dt>eggus [ˈɛɡəs] | [ˈɛɡuːz]</dt>
<dd>a nickname for Eggy.</dd>

<dt>esppesso [ɛspɪpˈɛso͡ʊ]</dt>
<dd>espresso, from a mispelling on a tshirt.</dd>

<dt>eyebol son [ˈa͡ɪbɑːl sˈʌn]</dt>
<dd><a href="https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Shalloweye">shalloweye</a> minion from ffxiv, Eggy's sons. <a href="https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Deepeye">deepeye</a> and other variants are also called eyebol sons.</dd>

<dt>feesh [fˈiːʃ]</dt>
<dd>fish, also a nickname for our friend Trout.</dd>

<dt>fingees [fˈiːŋkiːz]</dt>
<dd>fingers</dd>

<dt>foobs [fˈuːbz]</dt>
<dd>food</dd>

<dt>frens [fɹˈɛnz]</dt>
<dd>friends, the homies!</dd>

<dt>frolic | frolick</dt>
<dd>to vibe, spending time doing whatever one wishes. ex: "take ur time I will frolic!"</dd>

<dt>fronds [fɹˈɑːndz]</dt>
<dd>friends</dd>

<dt>gomen nasorry [ɡˈo͡ʊmɛn nˈɑː sˈɑːɹi]</dt>
<dd>from Japanese, ごめんなさい (gomen nasai), "I'm sorry"</dd>

<dt>goomy [ɡˈuːmi]</dt>
<dd><a href="../goomy.png">our skeleton son</a> from minecwap.</dd>

<dt>gud [ɡˈuːd]</dt>
<dd>good</dd>

<dt>halp poosh [hˈælp pˈuːʃ]</dt>
<dd>what a homie does when their homie is using the toilet.</dd>

<dt>hawawawawa [hˌɑːwˈɑːwˈɑːwˈɑːwˈɑː]</dt>
<dd>an exclamation of fluster.</dd>

<dt>hols [hˈo͡ʊlz]</dt>
<dd>holes, either in general, or referring to butthole/peehole. singular hol.</dd>

<dt>hol up [hˈo͡ʊl ˈʌp]</dt>
<dd>"hold up" as in "wait a minute..."</dd>

<dt>homies</dt>
<dd>veri gud frens</dd>

<dt>horni</dt>
<dd>lewd, from horny</dd>

<dt>inchresting [ˈɪnt͡ʃɹˈɛstɪŋ]</dt>
<dd>interesting. alt: centimetresting</dd>

<dt>jelly</dt>
<dd>jealous</dd>

<dt>leggies</dt>
<dd>legs</dd>

<dt>lob [lˈɑːb] | lobe [lˈo͡ʊb]</dt>
<dd>love</dd>

<dt>long egg | long eggson</dt>
<dd>eggplant</dd>

<dt>marshmallow</dt>
<dd>the heaviest thing a Momo can lift, she is trying so hard.</dd>

<dt>melon</dt>
<dd>the heaviest thing an Egg can lift, a most impressive feat.</dd>

<dt>minecwap [mˈa͡ɪnkwˈæp]</dt>
<dd>minecraft</dd>

<dt>moar [mˈo͡ʊˈɑː͡ɹ]</dt>
<dd>more</dd>

<dt>momos [mˈo͡ʊmo͡ʊz]</dt>
<dd>a nickname for momo, sometimes used with the prefix "the," as in "the momos."</dd>

<dt>morbol son [mˈɔː͡ɹbo͡ʊl sˈʌn]</dt>
<dd><a href="https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Morbol">morbol</a> enemies & minion in ffxiv.</dd>

<dt>nau | naow | nao [nˈa͡ʊ]</dt>
<dd>now, as in, immediately.</dd>

<dt>nappo [nˈæpo͡ʊ]</dt>
<dd>nap, to take a nap; ex: "I will go nappo!"</dd>

<dt>naur [nˈɑː͡ɹ]</dt>
<dd>no, as in "oh no!" which becomes "aur naur!", from AUS English pronunciation.</dd>

<dt>nevar [nˈɛvɑː͡ɹ]</dt>
<dd>never</dd>

<dt>nut [nˈʌt]</dt>
<dd>not</dd>

<dt>oblong round</dt>
<dd>ovular or egg-shaped, a less perfect but still veri gud shape.</dd>

<dt>oblong weekend</dt>
<dd>a long weekend, such as one with a federal holiday before or after it so you get more than just the two days off in a row.</dd>

<dt>OoOooOOo00oooOO0oOo</dt>
<dd>on its own, it is a mystery, which is why it necessitates a label after, such as (balls), (orbs), or (eggs).</dd>

<dt>permissions</dt>
<dd>veri gud <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persimmon">fruit</a>.</dd>

<dt>persimmon</dt>
<dd>permission, as in "I give u persimmon to do..."</dd>

<dt>rock</dt>
<dd>a stone with an organic shape, not round, very displeasing.</dd>

<dt>roe mommies</dt>
<dd>female <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Roegadyn">roegadyn</a></dd>

<dt>round</dt>
<dd>the best shape, only surpassed by sphere.</dd>

<dt>sadge [sˈæd͡ʒ]</dt>
<dd>sad</dd>

<dt>sensitibu [sˈɛnsɪtˌɪbuː]</dt>
<dd>sensitive, soft of heart.</dd>

<dt>smol [smˈo͡ʊl]</dt>
<dd>on its own, a descriptor, as in "small," but used in the plural (smols), it means <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Lalafell">Lalafell</a>.</dd>

<dt>snacc [snˈæk]</dt>
<dd>sustenance, food, as in "snack."</dd>

<dt>square</dt>
<dd>not as bad as trongle, but a displeasing shape nonetheless.</dd>

<dt>strem [stɹˈɛm]</dt>
<dd><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_streaming">stream</a></dd>

<dt>stronk [stɹˈɔŋk] | strongu [stɹˈɔŋɡuː] | strongku [stɹˈɔŋkɡuː]</dt>
<dd>strong</dd>

<dt>stucc [stˈʌk]</dt>
<dd>stuck, unable to move.</dd>

<dt>succ [sˈʌk]</dt>
<dd>to suck or draw inward, <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Succor">succor</a> (Scholar healing spell).</dd>

<dt>sus [sˈʌs]</dt>
<dd>lewd, suspicious, vaguely horni.</dd>

<dt>sussy bussy [sˈʌsi bˈʌsi]</dt>
<dd>a person who is very sus; Triz.</dd>

<dt>tol [tˈo͡ʊl]</dt>
<dd>tall, as in not <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Lalafell">smol</a>.

<dt>tol mans [tˈo͡ʊl mˈænz]</dt>
<dd>from "tall mans," male <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Au_Ra">Au Ra</a></dd>

<dt>trongle [tɹˈɔŋɡə͡l]</dt>
<dd><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle">forbidden shape</a>, the worst of them all.</dd>

<dt>upsetti [ʌpsˈɛdi]</dt>
<dd>upset, sad, angry. also: upsetti spaghetti. usually not serious, can be dismissive.</dd>

<dt>uwu [ˈuːwuː]</dt>
<dd>something sus, lewd, vaguely horni; can be used on its own to imply a sexual joke about whatever was said prior, much like "that's what she said."</dd>

<dt>veri [vˈɛɹi]</dt>
<dd>very</dd>

<dt>violins [vˈa͡ɪ͡ələnz]</dt>
<dd>violence</dd>

<dt>vuln snax | vuln snacks [vˈʌln snˈæks]</dt>
<dd>from vulnerability stacks, stacks of the <a href="https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Vulnerability_Up">vulnerability up</a> debuff.</dd>

<dt>wao [wˈa͡ʊ]</dt>
<dd>wow, an exclamation of surprise, upset, or some other strong emotion.</dd>

<dt>webbed site</dt>
<dd>website</dd>

<dt>wen [wˈɛn]</dt>
<dd>when</dd>

<dt>wevenge | webenge [wˈɛbɛnd͡ʒ]</dt>
<dd>revenge</dd>

<dt>ya [jˈɐ] | ye [jˈiː]</dt>
<dd>an exclamation in the affirmative, yes.</dd>

<dt>yolk tears</dt>
<dd>what leaks from Eggu's eyebols when she sobs.</dd>