webbed-site/content/blog/egglish.md

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title = "a glossary of egglish terms"
date = "2024-05-08"
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[lucidiot](https://tilde.town/~lucidiot/) gave me the idea to include a glossary of all the strange terms my friend Eggy and I use, since it's become such a part of my vocabulary I forget it might not be something others are familiar with. ![giggle](../mymelolaugh.gif)  
so, as per his suggestion, here goes a glossary of as many terms as I could think of in what I will be calling "Egglish," the shared language Eggy and I use. ꉂ(˃̤▿˂̤*ૢ)'`

**ab**・*abdominal muscle, singular. [Lalafell](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Lalafell) only have the one.*

**aboos** [ɐbˈuːs]・*abuse*

**adbenchur** [ɐdˌo͡ʊbənt͡ʃˈɜːɹ]・*adventure*

**angery** [ˈæŋɡɚɹi]・*angry, mad, upset*

**armies**・*arms*

**ass　istance** [ˈæs ˈɪstəns]・*almost always split by a line break; assistance, help*

**bacc**・*back, as in "welcome bacc!" or "I'm bacc!"*

**-bols** [bˈo͡ʊlz]・*suffix, appended to someone respected's name; ex: eggyeggbols.*

**bols** [bˈo͡ʊlz]・*balls. eyeballs, spheres, round objects.*

**bons** [bˈɑːnz]・*bones, the substance Eggy feeds on (specifically tol bons).*

**booli** [bˈuːli], also **bollie** [bˈɑːli]・*from 'bully,' playful joking or teasing between friends.*

**borgir** [bˈoː͡ɹɡɪ͡ɹ]|**borgar** [bˈoː͡ɹɡɚ], also **hamburder** [hˈæmbɜːdɚ]・*hamburger*

**brethren**・*used on its own or with a prefix, such as "egg brethren," signifies one's alliance with all of eggkind.*

**bunbois**・*male [Viera](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Viera)*

**butt**・*but, ex: "I want to, butt I cannut be bothered."*

**catboi**・*male [Miqo'te](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Miqo%27te).*

**catmans**・*male [Hrothgar](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Hrothgar)*

**cat lad**・*Eggy's catboy form.*

**choccy** [t͡ʃˈɑːki]・*hot chocolate/cocoa.*

**cofe** [kˈo͡ʊfe͡ɪ]・*coffee*

**consoom** [kˈɑːnsˈuːm]・*consume, to eat.*

**cri** [kɹˈa͡ɪ]・*cry, sob*

**crimbinal** [kɹˈɪmbɪnə͡l]・*criminal; a crime, as in "this is criminal."*

**crimes**|**crims** [kɹˈɪmz]・*mods for games, or heinous deeds, such as consooming brethren.*

**derplander**・*hyur (humanesque) [midlander](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Midlander) male player characters.*

**disk horse** [dɪskhˈɔː͡ɹs]・*discourse*

**donut** [dˈo͡ʊnʌt]・*do not, as in "donut worry!"*

**dunjon** [dˈɑːnd͡ʒɑːn]・*dungeon*

**dye jobbu** [dˈa͡ɪ d͡ʒˈɑːbuː]・*from Japanese 大丈夫 (daijoubu), meaning "ok/alright;" as in "everything will be dye jobbu."*

**ebil** [ˈiːbɪl]・*evil*

**eep** [ˈiːp]|**eepy** [ˈiːpi]・*sleep, sleepy.*

**eggsactly**・*exactly*

**eggstremely**・*extremely*

**eggus** [ˈɛɡəs] or [ˈɛɡuːz]・*a nickname for Eggy.*

**esppesso** [ɛspɪpˈɛso͡ʊ]・*espresso, from a mispelling on a tshirt.*

**eyebol son** [ˈa͡ɪbɑːl sˈʌn]・*[shalloweye](https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Shalloweye) minion from ffxiv, Eggy's sons. [deepeye](https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Deepeye) and other variants are also called eyebol sons.*

**feesh** [fˈiːʃ]・*fish, also a nickname for our friend Trout.*

**fingees** [fˈiːŋkiːz]・*fingers*

**foobs** [fˈuːbz]・*food*

**frens** [fɹˈɛnz]・*friends, the homies!*

**frolic**・*to vibe, spending time doing whatever one wishes. ex: "take ur time I will frolic!"*

**fronds** [fɹˈɑːndz]・*friends*

**gomen nasorry [ɡˈo͡ʊmɛn nˈɑː sˈɑːɹi]**・*from Japanese, ごめんなさい (gomen nasai), "I'm sorry"*

**goomy** [ɡˈuːmi]・*[our skeleton son](../goomy.png) from minecwap.*

**gud** [ɡˈuːd]・*good*

**halp poosh** [hˈælp pˈuːʃ]・*what a homie does when their homie is using the toilet.*

**hawawawawa** [hˌɑːwˈɑːwˈɑːwˈɑːwˈɑː]・*an exclamation of fluster.*

**hols** [hˈo͡ʊlz]・*holes, either in general, or referring to butthole/peehole. singular hol.*

**hol up** [hˈo͡ʊl ˈʌp]・*"hold up" as in "wait a minute..."*

**homies**・*veri gud frens*

**horni**・*lewd, from horny*

**jelly**・*jealous*

**leggies**・*legs*

**lob** [lˈɑːb]|**lobe** [lˈo͡ʊb]・*love*

**long egg**・*eggplant*

**marshmallow**・*the heaviest thing a Momo can lift, she is trying so hard.*

**melon**・*the heaviest thing an Egg can lift, a most impressive feat.*

**minecwap** [mˈa͡ɪnkwˈæp]・*minecraft*

**moar** [mˈo͡ʊˈɑː͡ɹ]・*more*

**momos**・*pronounced* [mˈo͡ʊmo͡ʊz]*, a nickname for momo, sometimes used with the prefix "the," as in "the momos."*

**morbol son** [mˈɔː͡ɹbo͡ʊl sˈʌn]・*[morbol](https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Morbol) enemies & minion in ffxiv.*

**nau**|**naow**|**nao** [nˈa͡ʊ]・*now, as in, immediately.*

**nappo** [nˈæpo͡ʊ]・*nap, to take a nap; ex: "I will go nappo!"*

**naur** [nˈɑː͡ɹ]・*no, as in "oh no!" which becomes "aur naur!", from AUS English pronunciation.*

**nevar** [nˈɛvɑː͡ɹ]・*never*

**nut** [nˈʌt]・*not*

**oblong round**・*ovular or egg-shaped, a less perfect but still veri gud shape.*

**oblong weekend**・*a long weekend, such as one with a federal holiday before or after it so you get more than just the two days off in a row.*

**OoOooOOo00oooOO0oOo**・*on its own, it is a mystery, which is why it necessitates a label after, such as (balls), (orbs), or (eggs).*

**permissions**・*veri gud [fruit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persimmon).*

**persimmon**・*permission, as in "I give u persimmon to do..."*

**rock**・*a stone with an organic shape, not round, very displeasing.*

**roe mommies**・*female [Roegadyn](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Roegadyn)*

**round**・*the best shape, only surpassed by sphere.*

**sadge** [sˈæd͡ʒ]・*sad*

**sensitibu** [sˈɛnsɪtˌɪbuː]・*sensitive, soft of heart.*

**smol** [smˈo͡ʊl]・*on its own, a descriptor, as in "small," but used in the plural (smols), it means [Lalafell](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Lalafell).*

**snacc** [snˈæk]・*sustenance, food, as in "snack."*

**square**・*not as bad as trongle, but a displeasing shape nonetheless.*

**strem** [stɹˈɛm]・*[stream](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_streaming)*

**stronk** [stɹˈɔŋk]|**strongu** [stɹˈɔŋɡuː]・*strong*

**stucc** [stˈʌk]・*stuck, unable to move.*

**succ** [sˈʌk]・*to suck or draw inward, [succor](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Succor) (Scholar healing spell).*

**sus** [sˈʌs]・*lewd, suspicious, vaguely horni.*

**sussy bussy** [sˈʌsi bˈʌsi]・*a person who is very sus; Triz.*

**tol** [tˈo͡ʊl]・*tall, as in not [smol](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Lalafell).*

**tol mans** [tˈo͡ʊl mˈænz]・*from "tall mans," male [Au Ra](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Au_Ra)*

**trongle** [tɹˈɔŋɡə͡l]・*[forbidden shape](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle), the worst of them all.*

**upsetti** [ʌpsˈɛdi]・*upset, sad, angry. also: upsetti spaghetti. usually not serious, can be dismissive.*

**veri** [vˈɛɹi]・*very*

**violins** [vˈa͡ɪ͡ələnz]・*violence*

**vuln snax**|**vuln snacks** [vˈʌln snˈæks]・*from vulnerability stacks, stacks of the [vulnerability up](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Vulnerability_Up) debuff.*

**wao** [wˈa͡ʊ]・*wow, an exclamation of surprise, upset, or some other strong emotion.*

**webbed site**・*website*

**wen** [wˈɛn]・*when*

**wevenge**|**webenge** [wˈɛbɛnd͡ʒ]・*revenge*

**ya** [jˈɐ]|**ye** [jˈiː]・*an exclamation in the affirmative, yes.*

**yolk tears**・*what leaks from Eggu's eyebols when she sobs.*