quiz & egglish

content/blog/egglish.md

@@ -0,0 +1,182 @@
++++
+title = "a glossary of egglish terms"
+date = "2024-05-08"
++++
+![pastel music notes](../nowplaying.gif) *now playing ー [✦ A Jellyfish Playlist~](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAGT23rNwnc)* ![pastel music notes](../nowplaying.gif)
+
+[lucidiot](https://tilde.town/~lucidiot/) gave me the idea to include a glossary of all the strange terms my friend Eggy and I use, since it's become such a part of my vocabulary I forget it might not be something others are familiar with. ![giggle](../mymelolaugh.gif)  
+so, as per his suggestion, here goes a glossary of as many terms as I could think of in what I will be calling "Egglish," the shared language Eggy and I use. ꉂ(˃̤▿˂̤*ૢ)'`
+
+**ab**・*abdominal muscle, singular. [Lalafell](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Lalafell) only have the one.*
+
+**aboos** [ɐbˈuːs]・*abuse*
+
+**adbenchur** [ɐdˌo͡ʊbənt͡ʃˈɜːɹ]・*adventure*
+
+**angery** [ˈæŋɡɚɹi]・*angry, mad, upset*
+
+**armies**・*arms*
+
+**ass　istance** [ˈæs ˈɪstəns]・*almost always split by a line break; assistance, help*
+
+**bacc**・*back, as in "welcome bacc!" or "I'm bacc!"*
+
+**-bols** [bˈo͡ʊlz]・*suffix, appended to someone respected's name; ex: eggyeggbols.*
+
+**bols** [bˈo͡ʊlz]・**
+
+**bons** [bˈɑːnz]・*bones, the substance Eggy feeds on (specifically tol bons).*
+
+**booli** [bˈuːli], also **bollie** [bˈɑːli]・*from 'bully,' playful joking about between friends.*
+
+**borgir** [bˈoː͡ɹɡɪ͡ɹ]|**borgar** [bˈoː͡ɹɡɚ], also **hamburder** [hˈæmbɜːdɚ]・*hamburger*
+
+**brethren**・*used on its own or with a prefix, such as "egg brethren," signifies one's alliance with all of eggkind.*
+
+**butt**・*but, ex: I want to, butt I cannut be bothered.*
+
+**catboi**・*male [Miqo'te](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Miqo%27te).*
+
+**cat lad**・*Eggy's catboy form.*
+
+**choccy** [t͡ʃˈɑːki]・*hot chocolate/cocoa.*
+
+**cofe** [kˈo͡ʊfe͡ɪ]・*coffee*
+
+**consoom** [kˈɑːnsˈuːm]・*consume, to eat.*
+
+**cri** [kɹˈa͡ɪ]・*cry, sob*
+
+**crimes**|**crims** [kɹˈɪmz]・*mods for games, or heinous deeds, such as consooming brethren.*
+
+**disk horse** [dɪskhˈɔː͡ɹs]・*discourse*
+
+**donut** [dˈo͡ʊnʌt]・*do not, as in "donut worry!"*
+
+**dunjon** [dˈɑːnd͡ʒɑːn]・*dungeon*
+
+**ebil** [ˈiːbɪl]・*evil*
+
+**eep** [ˈiːp]|**eepy** [ˈiːpi]・*sleep, sleepy.*
+
+**eggsactly**・*exactly*
+
+**eggstremely**・*extremely*
+
+**eggus** [ˈɛɡəs] or [ˈɛɡuːz]・*a nickname for Eggy.*
+
+**esppesso** [ɛspɪpˈɛso͡ʊ]・*espresso, from a mispelling on a tshirt.*
+
+**feesh** [fˈiːʃ]・*fish, also a nickname for our friend Trout.*
+
+**fingees** [fˈiːŋkiːz]・*fingers*
+
+**foobs** [fˈuːbz]・*food*
+
+**frens** [fɹˈɛnz]・*friends, the homies!*
+
+**frolic**・*to vibe, spending time doing whatever one wishes. ex: "take ur time I will frolic!"*
+
+**fronds** [fɹˈɑːndz]・*friends*
+
+**gomen nasorry [ɡˈo͡ʊmɛn nˈɑː sˈɑːɹi]**・*from Japanese, ごめんなさい (gomen nasai), "I'm sorry"*
+
+**goomy** [ɡˈuːmi]・*[our skeleton son](../goomy.png) from minecwap.*
+
+**gud** [ɡˈuːd]・*good*
+
+**halp poosh** [hˈælp pˈuːʃ]・*what a homie does when their homie is using the toilet.*
+
+**hawawawawa** [hˌɑːwˈɑːwˈɑːwˈɑːwˈɑː]・*an exclamation of fluster.*
+
+**hols** [hˈo͡ʊlz]・*holes, either in general, or referring to butthole/peehole. singular hol.*
+
+**hol up** [hˈo͡ʊl ˈʌp]・*"hold up" as in "wait a minute..."*
+
+**homies**・*veri gud frens*
+
+**jelly**・*jealous*
+
+**leggies**・*legs*
+
+**lob** [lˈɑːb]|**lobe** [lˈo͡ʊb]・*love*
+
+**marshmallow**・*the heaviest thing a Momo can lift, she is trying so hard.*
+
+**melon**・*the heaviest thing an Egg can lift, a most impressive feat.*
+
+**minecwap** [mˈa͡ɪnkwˈæp]・*minecraft*
+
+**moar** [mˈo͡ʊˈɑː͡ɹ]・*more*
+
+**momos**・*pronounced* [mˈo͡ʊmo͡ʊz]*, a nickname for momo, sometimes used with the prefix "the," as in "the momos."*
+
+**nao**|**naow**|**nao** [nˈa͡ʊ]・*now, as in, immediately.*
+
+**nappo** [nˈæpo͡ʊ]・*nap, to take a nap; ex: "I will go nappo!"*
+
+**naur** [nˈɑː͡ɹ]・*no, as in "oh no!" which becomes "aur naur!", from AUS English pronunciation.*
+
+**nevar** [nˈɛvɑː͡ɹ]・*never*
+
+**nut** [nˈʌt]・*not*
+
+**oblong round**・*ovular or egg-shaped, a less perfect but still veri gud shape.*
+
+**oblong weekend**・*a long weekend, such as one with a federal holiday before or after it so you get more than just the two days off in a row.*
+
+**OoOooOOo00oooOO0oOo**・*on its own, it is a mystery, which is why it necessitates a label after, such as (balls), (orbs), or (eggs).*
+
+**permissions**・*veri gud [fruit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persimmon).*
+
+**persimmon**・*permission, as in "I give u persimmon to do..."*
+
+**rock**・*a stone with an organic shape, not round, very displeasing.*
+
+**round**・*the best shape, only surpassed by sphere.*
+
+**sadge** [sˈæd͡ʒ]・*sad*
+
+**sensitibu** [sˈɛnsɪtˌɪbuː]・*sensitive, soft of heart.*
+
+**smol** [smˈo͡ʊl]・*on its own, a descriptor, as in "small," but used in the plural (smols), it means [Lalafell](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Lalafell).*
+
+**snacc** [snˈæk]・*sustenance, food, as in "snack."*
+
+**square**・*not as bad as trongle, but a displeasing shape nonetheless.*
+
+**strem** [stɹˈɛm]・*[stream](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_streaming)*
+
+**stronk** [stɹˈɔŋk]|**strongu** [stɹˈɔŋɡuː]・*strong*
+
+**stucc** [stˈʌk]・*stuck, unable to move.*
+
+**succ** [sˈʌk]・*to suck or draw inward, [succor](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Succor) (Scholar healing spell).*
+
+**sus** [sˈʌs]・*lewd, suspicious, vaguely horni.*
+
+**sussy bussy** [sˈʌsi bˈʌsi]・*a person who is very sus; Triz.*
+
+**tol** [tˈo͡ʊl]・*tall, as in not [smol](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Lalafell).*
+
+**tol mans** [tˈo͡ʊl mˈænz]・*from "tall mans," male [Au Ra](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Au_Ra)*
+
+**trongle** [tɹˈɔŋɡə͡l]・*[forbidden shape](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle), the worst of them all.*
+
+**upsetti** [ʌpsˈɛdi]・*upset, sad, angry. also: upsetti spaghetti. usually not serious, can be dismissive.*
+
+**veri** [vˈɛɹi]・*very*
+
+**violins** [vˈa͡ɪ͡ələnz]・*violence*
+
+**vuln snax**|**vuln snacks** [vˈʌln snˈæks]・*from vulnerability stacks, stacks of the [vulnerability up](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Vulnerability_Up) debuff.*
+
+**wao** [wˈa͡ʊ]・*wow, an exclamation of surprise, upset, or some other strong emotion.*
+
+**wen** [wˈɛn]・*when*
+
+**wevenge**|**webenge** [wˈɛbɛnd͡ʒ]・*revenge*
+
+**ya** [jˈɐ]|**ye** [jˈiː]・*an exclamation in the affirmative, yes.*
+
+**yolk tears**・*what leaks from Eggu's eyebols when she sobs.*